"Obnoxious, Uncreative and... Nauseating"
-anonymous'urine-a-grams'- only $5!?(free with any purchase!!)
This is a questionable endeavor at best, wrought with difficulties that may make one wonder...why?
That being said, there is a certain amount of novelty and grandiloquence involved in making your point be known in Alaskan yellow-snow.
How it works:
1. Enter the exact verbage you require below (max 5 words)
2. We get dehydrated (for the rich color) and save pee in a big lemonade pitcher on the porch
3. Next time it dumps a heap of snow in Haines, we'll squirt your message in Alaskan freshies.
4. We'll take a photo of it and email you a high resolution file of your urine-a-gram
** If you get anything else from shtümpa today, we'll send you a hardcopy of your urine-a-gram also.
Want to make one!?
Enter your message here (max 5 words)
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